Are you in the Lord’s Army? (humor)
« Jewels to ponder | Posted on 06/19/2006 12:10 pm by JulsA friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the
preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”
My friend replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”
Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and
Easter?”
He whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.”
~Author Unknown~
Shared by my husband’s beloved Grandfather Russ Yost.